Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nothing happens to me

Well, I was doing something.. On the internets.. And I saw this.

No, I didn't get this off of some website. This is my own picture thingy.

*Facepalm* How.... Ever.... Type???
Anyways, I really dislike my history teacher. I'm pretty sure I'm his least favorite student. Ever. Same with my english teacher. D:
Am I such a paranoid parrot, or do I just over-analyze people in a super pessimistic fashion? I really like pie...