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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Clowns are extremely frightening

I had a dream last night.



After I fell asleep at one at night.

There was a clown popup... If someone looked at it, they'd freeze and tremble for about 10 seconds.
It was a very creepy clown too.


Scary stuff.

There's a lot going on in this picture.

Do you see people hugging in the back? People signing each other's yearbooks? People living out their last days in junior high advanced orchestra?



Those days are gone. Dead.



FOREVER.

The other day, I sneezed eight times in a row. Fun stuff. A new record, I must say. Cats do no good for me.

Lately, I've had the desire to have a small animal again. I miss my snake... But she's gone. And same with the other thirteen. And the frogs. And that one rabbit that was injured by my neighbor's cat. And my hermit crabs... and fish... and longhorn beatle. Even though he was a ruthless killer and a big bully.

I swear Sadie's gotten fatter. Earlier today, she ran around the house looking for me in all the other rooms while I called to her.

My neighbors are doing some landscaping on their yard, so there are a bunch of  workers shouting stuff outside my house. Sadie likes listening to them.


Taking creeper pictures is creepy, isn't it?

5 comments:

  1. You used to have a rabbit? And a longhorn beetle? THAT'S COOL. I want a rabbit now...or a hamster. I would name it Fuji II.
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    FUJI I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!

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  2. No, taking creeper pictures isn't creepy. Mimi and I can verify that. ;)

    And thanks for reminding me. Thanks. Forever. Yep. For. Ever. Compound word. Yup.

    I MISS FUJI TOO. AND MY HAMSTER.

    Sigh.

    Now I'm depressed.

    You often have that effect, you know.

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    1. I make you depressed often? Sorry...
      ...
      Did I tell you that Micheal Phelps' swimming trunks looked like they were about to fall off? My mom agreed too.

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    2. Some of the male swimmers wore hot pink stuff...why don't they just wear black like everyone else? The water polo guys wear these...old grandma hats. They look SO FUNNY. Why don't they just wear the standard swimming caps? And the diving teams' speedos are just...TOO SMALL. They look really uncomfortable...

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    3. Mimi hahahaha you didn't depress me, Allison did.

      Hahaha. We should found some sort of foundation/charity/petition fund thing to buy fitting Speedos for the Olympic swimmers.

      And yes, you did tell me about Michael Phelps. Didn't I not tell you to stop paying attention to their "clothing"?

      Haha. Hot pink is weird. Sigh... Who is everyone else?

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