Do people really read this?
How about this?

Anyways, lately, there have been tons of people complaining about life.
NO.
YOUR LIFE IS FINE. YOU HAVE CLOTHES. YOU HAVE FOOD. YOU HAVE ACCESS TO CLEAN WATER.
No offense or anything.
But really... Stop thinking about how you don't have (insert random thing here).

Look at that. Look. At. That. Is that how your life is? I think not.

I'm sorry if I offended you. I just wanted to clear something up.

On a lighter note, you're not dead. Clearly, if you're reading this, your heart, blood circulation system, eyes, brain, and digestion system are perfectly fine. Otherwise you couldn't read this. Maybe someone's reading it aloud to you. Bah.

Sure, if you're not happy, then you're not happy. 

Don't just sit there and complain. 

Try to make it better.