1. Real Name: Lily Dachel
2. Nickname(s): Lil
3. Favorite Color: Teal
4. Male, Female, ETC.: Other
5. First Kiss: Michael Jackson
6. Adventures in NARNIA: Well... I met this doormouse, but it killed my dog.
7. Believe inn Aliens Who Eat Ppls Brains That Ppl Talk About In Ghost Stories: Yes?
9. Hair Color: Bright yellow
10. Tall or Short: Short, like my dog
11. Almost Eaten By A Zombie Climbing Up A SLide: Yes???
12. Pushed Out Of A Tree Trying To Get Ur Shoes: Nah
13. Health Freak: If I don't eat anything that casts a shadow, yes
14. Fruit Ur Obsessive About: Papaya
15. Do you have a crush on someone: OF COURSE NOT
16. Eat or Drink: Shampoooo
17. Piercings: On my elbow
18. Soda Ur Obsessive About: Uh... Shampoo?
HAVE YOU EVER?
19. Been in a war submarine: Nooo
20. Seen the loch ness monster: Yeap
21. Been in a car accident: Duh yeah
22. Been in a fist fight: Of course, I love violence
23. First piercing: My elbows
24. Met A Talking Unicorn Named Charlie: Yeap, I bullied him in to taking me to Candy MOuntain
25. Ever had a Dream U Thought Was Real and Was a Dream: NOoooooo
26. First crush: Er, Barney?
27. First word: Shampoo
29. Been Arrested For WINNING Without A Lisence: Of course yeah
30. Been In A Wizarding Duel With Bellatrix or Umbridge: Yep, and I lost.
31. Been In A Conversation That Had An Awkward Turtle With 500 Babies: LOL no (XD in real life yeah)
32. Last food you ate: Mickey Mouse's left ear
33.Gotten Radioactive Chocolate Poisoning: three years ago, though it was white chocolate
34. Last language you used to talk to ur parents: Brazilian, Indian, American, Argentinian, Mexican, Jewish, Hindu, ALL MIXED TOGETHER. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THAT TALENTED.
35. Last thing you bought: Shampoo
36. Last person you hugged: Benedict Cumberbatch
FAVORITE:
37. Food: Eyeballs with mayo
38. Drink: Shampoo
39. Outfit: A coat made out of my dog's small intestines
40. Alien Species: Questies (I just had to)
41. Animal: Cats
42. Obsession: Shampoo
43. Phobia: Acarphobia
44. Domestic Alien Pet: Nibblonian
HAVE YOU EVER:
45. Tried Tiger Blood: Yeah
46. Acted As A Caveman In A Geico Commercial: I act like him without a video camera on me
47. Licked Your Elbow: I can't do that with a piercing on it
48. Done the Thriller Dance Backwards to Thriller by Michael Jackson playing backwards: Yeap, after he died
49. Played Quidditch with Harry Potter: I wish... But I'm too good
51. Kissed a Monkey Wen U Thought It Was Ur Boyfriend or Girlfriend: Nah
52. Stuck Anything Up Ur Nose: Yea, some koala feces
53. Been Obsessed With A Fictional Character: Oh no
54. Stalked Someone: I've stalked myself
55. Licked An Animal: My dog
56. Eaten Something Not Meant To Be Eaten: NOoooo
57. Gotten In A Jousting Tournament With Wolfman: Yeah and I won
58. Transformed Into A Dinosaur: Yes. I was a lovely Brachylophosaurus
59. Dressed Up As Bellatrix And Pretended To Try To Kill A Little Kid Dressed Up As Harry Potter: Nooo
60. Been To A Unicorn Dance Party: One day... I will
61. Eaten A Hundred Hot Dogs In A Row For No Reason: Nah
62. Gotten A Wedgie: I've given thousands
63. Had All Frenemies And No Actual Freinds Or Enemies: Nope, because they all LOVE ME
64. Been Cloned: Yes and I love shklim to death
65. Bungee Jumped Off The Empire State Building: Yeah
66. Tried On Stilletto High Heels: Nope, bad for my thorax
CURRENTLY:
67. Txting: Taylor Swift
68. Setting Up: What?
69. Listening: To my mom eat herself to death :'(
70. Obsessively Doing: These things to fill out
71. Plans for today: Lick my window clean
72. Waiting for: A brain to fly through my door
YOUR FUTURE:
73. Ur Kids Personalities: Always upset and loving
74. Type of Marriage: A happy but gruesome one
75. Disgusting Career: Feces flinger
76. U Drive: An iCar
77. Height of Husband or Wife: 9 ft tall
78. Husband or Wife's Personality: Like a robot
81. How U Will Die: Suffocation
HAVE YOU EVER (Part 2):
83. Been On TV: Yeah, I'm pretty famous
84. Committed Suicide: Yeeeess
85. Stolen A Smore from Sumone Wen They Wer About To Eat It: No
86. Spent More Than $200 On One Outfit: On my underwear
87. Stolen A Lollypop From A Little Girl: Nope
88. Thought You Could Fly: Yeah
89. Had Questions Coming Out Of Ur Ears: Heehehe
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself: YES
91. Spongebob: Noooo
92. Unicorn-shaped Marshmallows: Yeah?
93. Possessed Zombies That Possess You And Eat Your Brains So Ur Also A Possessed Zombie: Of course?
94. Clones: No
95. Zombie Clones: Yeah
96. Ghost Zombie Clones: Yeap
LIEFULLY:
97. Is there one person you really don't want to be with right now: Yeah
98. Do you know who your real enemies are: Yep
99. Do you believe that bunnies hop: No
100. Post as 100 Lies: YEah
Most of these were lies except for a few yes/no questions
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