Dear Public... (a PSA)

Things that make me feel like a socially awkward penguin

1. Responding to someone who called for someone else who has the same name as me
2. Responding to someone who called for someone else who doesn't have the same name as me
3. Asking too many questions
4. Being at my mom's parties
5. Being at anyone's parties

Things/people/occurances that irk me

1. Badminton nets that have a corner stuck up.. How else would I say that??
2. When I can't find the right words for something
3. Dumb people
4. Worrying about whether people think I'm annoying or not...
5. Baking disasters
6. When my mom doesn't do the laundry
7. When people laugh loudly for no reason
8. When people speak French right in front of me.... Makes me jelly
9. People pressuring me to listen to a song even though my computer doesn't work half the time
10. When my mom starts to lecture me
11. When people won't answer their phones at an important time
12. My mom
13. Thinking about my snake
14. Dead conversations
15. People who mess with my brain
16. Parasprites who have never even seen the show
17. My sister
18. Worrying that people think I'm annoying
19. Forgetting things
20. Being late

Weird things I do

1. I follow every sneeze with "On nom nom nom ".
2. I tend to forget things like homework, but I can remember random number sequences.
3. No matter what I say, there is a less confusing way to word it.
4. I'm addicted to My Little Pony.
5. I like to read scary things, but not watch them.